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How Can Exercise Balls Be a Sex Fetish?

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Mark 19 Jul 09, 17:17Post
Duluth police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.

Police have been seeking 31-year-old Christopher Bjerkness of Duluth since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

Authorities are familiar with Bjerkness. A criminal complaint released Thursday says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

The complaint says when Bjerkness pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.

Court documents say Bjerkness told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.


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Queso (netAirspace ATC Tower Chief & Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 17:33Post
You can't criticize him, different people use different things to get off. Some people even use the anal cavities of others.
Slider... <sniff, sniff>... you stink.
JLAmber (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 17:37Post
Queso wrote:You can't criticize him, different people use different things to get off. Some people even use the anal cavities of others.


There's nothing quite like {deadhorse} on a Sunday {sarcastic}

I suspect the sexual aspect of this guy's fetish may have ocurred after he slashed the balls {crazy}
A million great ideas...
bhmbaglock 19 Jul 09, 18:05Post
JLAmber wrote: after he slashed the balls {crazy}


That sounds painful.
Cadet57 19 Jul 09, 19:14Post
Queso wrote:Some people even use the anal cavities of others.



{sarcastic}
jpetekUA777 (Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 21:21Post
Queso wrote:You can't criticize him, different people use different things to get off. Some people even use the anal cavities of others.


{sarcastic}
Boris (Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 21:38Post
Cadet57 wrote:
Queso wrote:Some people even use the anal cavities of others.



{sarcastic}


jpetekUA777 wrote:
Queso wrote:You can't criticize him, different people use different things to get off. Some people even use the anal cavities of others.


{sarcastic}


How original JP... {laugh}

Good to see you can think for yourself... 8)
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers...
Cadet57 19 Jul 09, 22:07Post
Boris wrote:
Cadet57 wrote:
Queso wrote:Some people even use the anal cavities of others.



{sarcastic}


jpetekUA777 wrote:
Queso wrote:You can't criticize him, different people use different things to get off. Some people even use the anal cavities of others.


{sarcastic}


How original JP... {laugh}

Good to see you can think for yourself... 8)


Not really much else to say after ignorant comments like that.
Queso (netAirspace ATC Tower Chief & Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 22:23Post
Cadet57 wrote:Not really much else to say after ignorant comments like that.

Ignorant? Do you know the meaning of that word? The comment I made did not come from ignorance, and I would like for you to tell me of what I said that is not truthful.

Such empty criticism is not at all surprising. You may not like that element of the truth, but what I said is factually indisputable.
Slider... <sniff, sniff>... you stink.
Cadet57 19 Jul 09, 22:30Post
Queso wrote:
Cadet57 wrote:Not really much else to say after ignorant comments like that.

Ignorant? Do you know the meaning of that word? The comment I made did not come from ignorance, and I would like for you to tell me of what I said that is not truthful.

Such empty criticism is not at all surprising. You may not like that element of the truth, but what I said is factually indisputable.


So why the obvious anti gay comments? Are you afraid of them? Do you even know any? Friends with any? Drink with them? Im going to guess no to the last three
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jpetekUA777 (Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 22:31Post
Yeah, can't criticize thousands of dollars of vandalism when we got gays running around free!
ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 19 Jul 09, 22:38Post
This thread went to hell at warp drive.

I'm locking it.

The head mod or admin can unlock it.

Nothing but a pissin' match now.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!
 

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