Michael Jackson Suffers Cardiac Arrest, Then beat it

Cadet57 30 Jun 09, 02:52

Airfoilsguy wrote:

They got something right for a change!

ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 08:08

Well, well, well . . .

Seems like the Gloved One was drug dependent . . . I know, I know - no news flash there. He's a male (?) Anna Nicole Smith.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

Cherilyn Lee, a registered nurse, told CNN that Jackson suffered from severe insomnia and pleaded for the powerful sedative Diprivan, despite knowing its harmful effects.

"I told him this medication is not safe," Lee said. "He said, 'I just want to get some sleep. You don't understand. I just want to be able to be knocked out and go to sleep.'

If this is a news flash, you've been off the planet or out of cell range for - ummm, a decade or so.

Oh, and in OTHER News, Reported that Jackson is NOT the sperm donor . . . this guy is more fucked up than anyone can imagine. COurse, it explains his "black" genes 'fathering' a blonde haired kid . . . NNNOOOTTT!

http://www.popeater.com/music/article/d ... s%2F549500

Oh, wait, there's MORE. Apparently, the MOM isn't the MOM!!!!

Just how much more bizarre can this get?

And, lastly, Larry, I hope you read this and shit yourself.

LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!

Mark 01 Jul 09, 14:21

Jackson never legally adopted the kids.

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ShanwickOceanic (netAirspace FAA) 01 Jul 09, 19:59

Paramedics turn up at Jacko's house, and find his doctor furiously doing CPR on the obviously-dead singer. "Dude's dead," they say, "you're not going to start his heart again, why keep going?"

Doc says, "I wanna be starting something, I gotta be starting something..."

{duck}

My friend and I applied for airline jobs in Australia, but they didn't Qantas.

Queso (netAirspace ATC Tower Chief & Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 20:14

Shanwick, it's a good thing you can live comfortably on your NAS Administrator's salary alone. :))

Slider... <sniff, sniff>... you stink.

aloges (Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 20:29

ShanwickOceanic wrote:Doc says, "I wanna be starting something, I gotta be starting something..."

He might have been able to heal the world, but not MJ's heart.

sosumi

helvknight (Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 21:04

His death was due to a hereditary disorder - it was his Billie gene that killed him.

Hire Engineers to drive the vision and execute a plan. Hire MBAs to shuffle the papers and work in sales. Hire Accountants to manage your staff working a viable livable wage, and never have either an Accountant or an MBA run your company. - Steve Jobs

aloges (Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 21:25

Must... resist... another one... Our taxi is expensive enough already! {embarrassed}

sosumi

helvknight (Founding Member) 01 Jul 09, 22:29

aloges wrote:Must... resist... another one... Our taxi is expensive enough already!

Especially if it's one of the German ones where they start the meter before they come to pick you up. {mad}

Hire Engineers to drive the vision and execute a plan. Hire MBAs to shuffle the papers and work in sales. Hire Accountants to manage your staff working a viable livable wage, and never have either an Accountant or an MBA run your company. - Steve Jobs

miamiair (netAirspace FAA) 02 Jul 09, 18:39

Some fans are pissed at BET.

I'll take as Pep put it; he died a while back.

And let's get one thing straight. There's a big difference between a pilot and an aviator. One is a technician; the other is an artist in love with flight. — E. B. Jeppesen

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