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Michael Jackson Suffers Cardiac Arrest, Then beat it

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JLAmber (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 12:17Post
He's being made out as something of a saint here in the UK - it amazes me how often we do that here when somebody famous dies.

I will always view MJ as a wasted talent, a man who had it all and threw it away to satisfy his own twisted fantasies. No sympathy here.

Apparently, doctors first realised it was serious when he went stiff despite there being no children present {duck}

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helvknight (Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 12:58Post
Cause of death announced

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GQfluffy (Database Editor & Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 14:23Post
JLAmber wrote:He's being made out as something of a saint here in the UK - it amazes me how often we do that here when somebody famous dies.

Especially those on that other site. Why? Because of his "I'm gonna sing for 2 hours 50 times in London"???
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Spicoli 26 Jun 09, 15:44Post
Watching international media, you'd think that the Pope died.

Just because he died an untimely death doesn't change the fact he was a pederast.
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DXing 26 Jun 09, 15:51Post
He was a good entertainer but as is often the case, his personal life was a disaster mainly of his own making. Heavily in debt and heavily medicated is no way to live a life.
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mhodgson (ATC & Photo Quality Screener & Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 16:32Post
As usual with such a newsworthy event, it didn't take long for the jokes to start circling. These are the three I heard today (highlight to display, some may find offensive!):

Michael Jackson was incorrectly reported to have died of a Cardiac Arrest in the Cardiac Ward. He was actually on the Childrens Ward having a stroke.

What is the difference between Man Utd and Michael Jackson? Man Utd can still play Giggs.

Michael Jackson's body will be melted down for plastic, and will be used for Childrens toys. This is so that children can play with him for a change.
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Tom in NO 26 Jun 09, 16:58Post
Allstarflyer wrote:People gathered at the wrong star on the Walk of Fame.

Those morons are insulting one of the great LA radio institutions. I remember listening to the REAL Michael Jackson on the radio on occasion back when I was doing the long commute thing to work in downtown LA.

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Mark 26 Jun 09, 18:28Post
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ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 19:18Post
Looks like "The Gloved One" pulled an Anna Nicole on us.

"Bag upon bag of Prescription Meds" taken from the home.

{laugh} {bored} {facepalm}
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Mark 26 Jun 09, 20:05Post
When EMTs arrived at Michael Jackson's home yesterday, the medics wanted to pronounce him dead on the scene -- but Michael's personal doctor refused to let them "call it" -- this according to sources close to the situation.

When EMTs arrived there was evidence someone had been performing CPR on Michael for "quite some time." There was evidence of Lidocaine -- an old-school drug that can be used to treat disturbances in the heart's rhythm. Medics took over performing CPR but determined Jackson was lifeless -- and wanted to call the coroner to pick up the body.

We're told Jackson was flat-lined when EMTs arrived.

But our sources say M.J.'s doc demanded EMTs continue performing CPR anyway, and demanded that they take Michael to the hospital.

Once they arrived at UCLA, we're told Jackson's doc continued to personally administer CPR -- even though it was clear Jackson was already gone.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/26/emergency ... -at-scene/

That doc has lots of splanin' to do.
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AndesSMF (Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 20:21Post
OK, would his doctor have 'adjusted' his Demerol dose up higher due to tolerance from overuse?

Do you think the doctor could end up being charged with manslaughter?
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Mark 26 Jun 09, 20:34Post
AndesSMF wrote:OK, would his doctor have 'adjusted' his Demerol dose up higher due to tolerance from overuse?


Yep.

AndesSMF wrote:Do you think the doctor could end up being charged with manslaughter?


Possibly. Depends on what LAPD and the coroner finds.

It's strange for a 50 year old to have an in-house doctor available at his beck and call. I suspect all this doc was hired to do was provide him the drugs that Jackson demanded. Not only is it unethical, but a case could be made if the cops and coroner can link the meds to the death. I hope the LAPD locked down the scene and treated it like a crime scene and not simply an EMS assist.

The doc was from Texas. It'd be interesting if he had a California medical license. And why did the doc disappear for nearly 18 hours?
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CO777ER (Database Editor & Founding Member) 26 Jun 09, 23:02Post
Some might find the following in bad taste, so take it for what it's worth:
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery sack? One is white, plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other carries your groceries.
jpetekUA777 (Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 00:53Post
oh, what the hell


Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 03:24Post
OK, OK, I'll play . . .

Word on the street is Michael Jackson - since he's 99% plastic - will be melted down and formed into Lego Blocks . . . . that way little kids can play with him for a change.







I'll get my coat. {shy}
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!
GQfluffy (Database Editor & Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 03:37Post
Latest word is he died of food poisoning. 12 year old nuts...
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jpetekUA777 (Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 03:50Post
I heard 9 year old weiners.
ShyFlyer (Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 05:28Post
The virtual orgy of attention that Michael Jackson is receiving from mainstream media is just sickening. Every time I turn around, it's Michael Jackson. This...."celebrity leg-humping" as I like to call it is just out of control.

This morning, ABC's Good Morning America had a reporter standing by outside the coroner's office to "report on the latest developments." {sarcastic} What the hell was supposed to happen? Was he going to record a new album after the autopsy was complete?
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ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 27 Jun 09, 05:37Post
ShyFlyer wrote:The virtual orgy of attention that Michael Jackson is receiving from mainstream media is just sickening. Every time I turn around, it's Michael Jackson. This...."celebrity leg-humping" as I like to call it is just out of control.

This morning, ABC's Good Morning America had a reporter standing by outside the coroner's office to "report on the latest developments." {sarcastic} What the hell was supposed to happen? Was he going to record a new album after the autopsy was complete?

{check}

Pathetic really.

Decent entertainer in the day.

Dead now, because he was stupid.

Enough already.

Like Anna Nicole only worse . . . WTF/
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!
L-188 27 Jun 09, 17:37Post
This morning, ABC's Good Morning America had a reporter standing by outside the coroner's office to "report on the latest developments." What the hell was supposed to happen? Was he going to record a new album after the autopsy was complete?


Did they bring Chevy Chase or Garrett Morris out of retirement, "TONIGHTS TOP STORY GENERALISMO FRANSICO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!!"
ANCFlyer (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 28 Jun 09, 01:41Post
Geezus Frackin' Christ . . .

First 00:9:30 of NBC Nightly News was STILL Jackson . . .

Get over it people.

Cause of Death: Heart Failure due to overuse of Prescription Drugs.

Sure great music, until 20 years ago . . . .

Now, a reclusive former Black man nutjob, doped up, sleeping in oxygen tents, eating off the wall shit, and trying for a comeback, a HALF a BILLION dollars in debt.

Good Lord, STFU already.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!
kmh1956 (Founding Member) 28 Jun 09, 01:49Post
Mark wrote:
It's strange for a 50 year old to have an in-house doctor available at his beck and call.



Not if you're a mega-star....you'd be amazed at who those people keep on retainer....doctors (of all kinds), dietitians, therapists...hell, you name it, they've got them!! God, what I wouldn't do to have hair and makeup people at my beck and call...and a personal chef, pilot, masseur....the list goes on.
Mark 28 Jun 09, 01:51Post
TMZ reported his prescription drug bill last year was $101,000.
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Spicoli 28 Jun 09, 14:45Post
ANCFlyer wrote:Geezus Frackin' Christ . . .

First 00:9:30 of NBC Nightly News was STILL Jackson . . .

Get over it people.

Cause of Death: Heart Failure due to overuse of Prescription Drugs.

Sure great music, until 20 years ago . . . .

Now, a reclusive former Black man nutjob, doped up, sleeping in oxygen tents, eating off the wall shit, and trying for a comeback, a HALF a BILLION dollars in debt.

Good Lord, STFU already.
They're just capitalizing on the sensationalist element of the event, as well as doing it to take people's minds off of how bad they are being raped by the gubmint.
I root for natural disasters.

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Airfoilsguy (Founding Member) 30 Jun 09, 02:37Post
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