Egg Plant Parmesan . . . more or less . . . .
Egg Plant, trimmed and sliced to 1/2 thick slices.
Prepare 3 cups Flour, 1 Cup Parmesan Cheese, 1 Teaspoon Salt, 1 Teaspoon ground Black Pepper, 1 Tablespoon Garlic Powder, 1 Teaspoon Chopped Dried Basil, 1 Teaspoon Oregano, mixed together.
2 Large Eggs, 1/2 Cup Milk, whisked.
In a Wok or a Fryer, add enough vegetable oil to allow 1" depth. Heat to medium hot.
Dip egg plant slices in egg mixture, then dregde in flour mixture. Fry until Golden Brown.
Earlier you will have made the Red Sauce. I use - when I don't wanna do scratch, Prego Original. I add 2 tablespoons Garlic Powder. 1 10oz can of Diced (unseasoned) tomatoes. 1/2 pound of White Button Mushrooms, cleaned, stemmed and quartered.
Take some Feta Cheese. Usually available in your market in 4" X 4" X 1" squares vacuum packed. Slice the Feta into thin slices taking care not to break it.
Fry the Egg Plant. Drain on a paper towel. Place Egg Plant on the plate, top with a slice or so of Feta. Spoon sauce over Egg Plant, serve with salad and garlic bread. Call me in the morning.

EDIT: My bad. This is a receip for 6 servings . . .
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