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I'm sure you're all shocked.

Probably one of my favorite things in the world. There's only a few things that are even in its league, a couple of which are illegal.

Sex is so great because it opens up a whole new world. You can have fun, vent your frustrations, get revenge, try something new and exciting. I love it. Love it more than free booze and empty surf breaks. A nice piece of tail trumps all.

I love women, but I generally dislike most people.

JLAmber wrote:
Honestly, no BS, we still average more than once a day over any given year, even after fifteen years together, and it's very rare (not unheard of, but very rare) that either of us are disappointed.

I don;t believe that for a minute - for starters you're on here most of the day and night so you could only be doing that often if you were doing it while you were......hang on a minute.....you don't do you?.....not while you are talking to us?.....while posting ?!!!

As for me, well its seven years for me and my partner. Back in my younger days of course it was sex with girls and then one day in my late twenties it all changed and I experienced the other side. Haven't looked back and no desire to. Could i still make love to a lady - most definitely. Would i want to - no, no inclination to.

As for my partner and I, we've always had great sex. Admittedly we've not had so much lately, but its been a hard year so far, especially for my partner, and on top I've been travelling a lot. so its certainly not every night, but its still regular and its still good.

cornish wrote:make love

Sorry my friend, that's off topic! This thread has nothing to do with love!

Queso wrote:

cornish wrote:make love

Sorry my friend, that's off topic! This thread has nothing to do with love!

Exactly, just go knock the bottom off of it...

Mark wrote:I personally find sex over-rated. I remember many years ago, I got all fired up for it. And when it finally happened, all I could think was, "That's it?" And it's been anticlimatic for me ever since. Now, it's more of a chore than a pleasure. I'd rather work on the truck or go watch trains on a busy set of tracks. I've been told it could be the logical side of me trying to objectify a purely subjective, sensual act. It might be related to my Asperger's Syndrome.

I can't imagine thinking or feeling that sex is "overrated."

Queso wrote:

cornish wrote:make love

Sorry my friend, that's off topic! This thread has nothing to do with love!

Dammit !! So that's what I was doing wrong with the ladies - no wonder i ended up over on the pink side

cornish wrote:

Queso wrote:

cornish wrote:make love

Sorry my friend, that's off topic! This thread has nothing to do with love!

Dammit !! So that's what I was doing wrong with the ladies - no wonder i ended up over on the pink side

If that's the case, then I may end up over there too! Save me a spot!

cornish wrote:

JLAmber wrote:
Honestly, no BS, we still average more than once a day over any given year, even after fifteen years together, and it's very rare (not unheard of, but very rare) that either of us are disappointed.

I don;t believe that for a minute - for starters you're on here most of the day and night so you could only be doing that often if you were doing it while you were......hang on a minute.....you don't do you?.....not while you are talking to us?.....while posting ?!!!

I have done before now

JLAmber wrote:

cornish wrote:

JLAmber wrote:
Honestly, no BS, we still average more than once a day over any given year, even after fifteen years together, and it's very rare (not unheard of, but very rare) that either of us are disappointed.

I don;t believe that for a minute - for starters you're on here most of the day and night so you could only be doing that often if you were doing it while you were......hang on a minute.....you don't do you?.....not while you are talking to us?.....while posting ?!!!

I have done before now

I wasn't talking about doing it on your own while looking at Zak's new aircraft photos....

cornish wrote:

JLAmber wrote:I have done before now

I wasn't talking about doing it on your own while looking at Zak's new aircraft photos....

I should have said we have done before, though Zak's apron tour shots were a little arousing

Sex What's this thing I keep hearing about? My wife touches my special spot and it feels funny. Is that sex?

Cumulonimbus wrote:Sex What's this thing I keep hearing about? My wife touches my special spot and it feels funny. Is that sex?

What about if you have sat near a woman in Home Economics class?

JLAmber wrote:Honestly, no BS, we still average more than once a day over any given year, even after fifteen years together, and it's very rare (not unheard of, but very rare) that either of us are disappointed. To that end, I need a shower

Now I understand why you live in Blackpool - there's sod all else to do but have sex. A wise move, literally

BaylorAirBear wrote:

Relationships are all about give and take. My partner doesn't particularly like me jetting off to random parts of the world on ancient aircraft, because she is afraid of flying and fears I'll end up dead, but she accepts that it's my hobby which I'm entitled to, and that I shouldn't have change what I am for her. Likewise I worry when she goes out riding on her pshycopathic racehorse (which just last night nearly broke my arm, threw me to the ground, and then pulled me across a field! ), but it's her hobby, and I don't want her to change... although I do wish she'd stop sending me into the field to feed it

I don't often turn down sex, last night was one of the exceptions because of said horse cocking up my back and arms - pretty much ruling anything fun out, but suffice to say we normally we have a very active relationship. Nowhere near the average of Amber's, but that's mainly due to work commitments and spending at least half of our time at seperate ends of the county.


Dan

PlymSpotter wrote:...horse cocking up my back...

If I understand the new forum rules correctly, that's a topic better left for other boards...

BAB

PlymSpotter wrote:
I don't often turn down sex, last night was one of the exceptions because of said horse cocking up my back and arms - pretty much ruling anything fun out, but suffice to say we normally we have a very active relationship. Nowhere near the average of Amber's, but that's mainly due to work commitments and spending at least half of our time at seperate ends of the county.


Dan

Dude, you aint kidding about the horse thing. The ex loves the things, and she's wicked good at it, but I am scared shitless of the things. And the one time I let her take me out there, the bastard went ape shit and nearly plowed me over. But when she gets near the dam thing he just sits there. Horses scare the crap out of me.

PlymSpotter wrote:I don't often turn down sex, last night was one of the exceptions because of said horse cocking up my back and arms

Sounds like the horse didn't turn down the sex.

BaylorAirBear wrote:

PlymSpotter wrote:...horse cocking up my back...

If I understand the new forum rules correctly, that's a topic better left for other boards...

BAB

Damn, walked right into that one, didn't I!

Cadet57 wrote:Dude, you aint kidding about the horse thing. The ex loves the things, and she's wicked good at it, but I am scared shitless of the things. And the one time I let her take me out there, the bastard went ape shit and nearly plowed me over. But when she gets near the dam thing he just sits there. Horses scare the crap out of me.

They are usually fine with me, which is a good job as she told me if the horse didn't like me then she wouldn't be going out with me It just has tantrums basically, which is fine when you're talking about a 2 year old kid, but several hundred kilograms of horse are considerably more lethal - all thoroughbreds are a bit scatty and as her's is a rescue from the knackers it's on quite a lot of medication to keep it calm, which works perfectly well, normally... It does put flying as an 'expensive' hobby into perspective though, as I'm sure you're aware from your ex!

davestan_ksan wrote:Sounds like the horse didn't turn down the sex.

It's go no choice, she's off to the stud shortly, so she'd better come back happy and well laid