In my advanced age, I created a regimen in an attempt to maintain my youthful good looks.
This calls for me using several creams every day.
One for my face, another one to prevent razor bumps, another one to remove the rough patches on my heels and elbows, and a general cream that I use to keep my hands smooth...like a baby's bottom.
And then the obligatory perfume that I use every time I shave, which is often.
Einstein said two things were infinite; the universe, and stupidity. He wasn't sure about the first, but he was certain about the second.