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helvknight (Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 08:37Post
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.


{laugh}
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aloges (Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 08:50Post
stray sperm

Beware of the rogue semen! {laugh}

Her prude catholic world must be trembling... {mischief}
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NWA742 (Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 10:44Post
I take it that's not possible....?

I would hope so - otherwise I'm getting rid of my hot tub. :))
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GQfluffy (Database Editor & Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 11:17Post
Sperm? Not so much. VD? Hmmm... {scratch} There are some hotpots south of Bozeman that are infamous for...well...you get the idea.
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Queso (netAirspace ATC Tower Chief & Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 12:02Post
NWA742 wrote:I take it that's not possible....?

I would hope so - otherwise I'm getting rid of my hot tub. :))

Afraid you'll get pregnant? :))

Seems to be it would be pretty easy to have a court-appointed gynecologist examine the girl to determine whether or not she had ever had sex before. While not being a definitive answer, it would help to clarify things.
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GQfluffy (Database Editor & Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 12:13Post
In other swimming pool news...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090710/ap_on_re_us/us_swim_club_minorities

State officials will investigate accusations of racial discrimination against a suburban Philadelphia swim club that allegedly reacted to a visiting group of minority children by asking them not to return and pulling other kids out of the water.


Of course, what you don't hear, and NEVER hear, was maybe, just maybe their behavior was appalling. Gee...that never happens. {redflag}
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JLAmber (netAirspace ATC & Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 12:22Post
NWA742 wrote:I take it that's not possible....?

I would hope so - otherwise I'm getting rid of my hot tub. :))


I'm guessing it's marginally less probable than the girl having hooked up with an Egyptian waiter ;)
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GPIARFF (Founding Member) 10 Jul 09, 12:35Post
Mommy - i didn't sleep with anyone, and I only asked for 3 stars not 56.
Cadet57 10 Jul 09, 16:54Post
helvknight wrote:


Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.



Is anyone surprised? {duck} :))
 

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