I was eating pizza in a parking lot in Canton when one dropped out of the sky. I had my dad on the phone and this was the conversation.
Me: "are you at grandpas yet? I stopped for pizza" (grandpas is a mile from where I am sitting)
Dad: "yup just got there".
Me: "Well I bought the jeep and am currently eating pizza in it and..... What the fuck......That....looks...like a tornado"

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ME: "whole shit" (pizza goes out the window) "THAT IS A FUCKING TORNADO AND ITS COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!"
ME: "DAD, i AM GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU GET THE PARENTS IN THE THE BASEMENT!!!"
That was a scary day.