Haha, life is not without its irony.
1999 Honda Civic, 108000 miles. Never so much as leaked a drop of oil in the 5 years I have owned it.
Now, recently the brake light comes on constantly on the dash. No problem with normal braking, pads are fine. Just the emergency brake doesnt work at all.
2 days ago the check engine light comes on. Its not the fuel cap at fault so it is somewhere else in the emissions system that I have a problem.
I go to pop the hood today and do some self-diagnosing of my problems. The hood release lever inside the car breaks off in my hand.

Cant get a good grasp on the cable to make the hood pop.
Vacation comes on thursday. No time to fix this car for now.
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