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helvknight (Founding Member) 29 May 09, 14:49Post
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/

A spurned Russian woman whose boyfriend declined to take her hand in marriage responded by blowing off his penis with firecrackers, Mosnews reports.

Victim Alik D. had been shacked up with Kira V. for about two years when she began to suggest that they should tie the knot. Mr D declined, and indicated he'd rather go back to his wife and child.

Ms V suggested a farewell dinner, and following "a hearty meal and some heavy drinking", Alik crashed out. Kira then tied said fireworks to his todger and lit the fuse.

Intensive care operatives are fighting for Alik's life. Kira faces 12 years' hard time - even if her ex survives. ®


Ouch {sick}

We need a wince smiley.
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PlymSpotter (Photo Quality Screener & Founding Member) 30 May 09, 23:45Post
Damn, thats tough love {crazy}

What a deluded bitch
ShyFlyer (Founding Member) 31 May 09, 00:32Post
I guess someone once called her a real firecracker and she took it literally. {bugeye}


I like a fiery woman, but that is just far too much. {yuck}
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Mark 31 May 09, 01:23Post
If she used smaller directional charges placed just right, she could have invented a new way to do circumcisions.
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AA61hvy 31 May 09, 05:26Post
Guess you could say she was a real "ball buster", huh? {laugh}
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