The local bird-life hilariously misunderstands squirty-cream.
I had a can of it in the fridge for ages, it's -20C out there, and I felt sorry for the poor little blighters hammering at a block of coconut fat. So I squirted a nice pile of the stuff onto the windowsill to see what they'd do with it.
Assume it's solid and land in it, is the answer.
(Of course, since it's -20C, it
is solid 10 minutes later, and my fun is over.)
My friend and I applied for airline jobs in Australia, but they didn't Qantas.