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A lightning strike killed 16 cows which were sheltering from a storm in a field...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8100953.stm

Heh...

The cows were singed and we could smell it in the air when we arrived...

Man I hate it when people overcook their meat.

AFG...just for you.

Guess Al Gore is happy now that there will be 16 fewer methane polluting sources in the world.

Look at the others behind the fallen cows.

Poor bovines...

What a load of bullocks

Taxi!

Anyone got any A1 sauce?

The EPA will now spend millions of dollars of tax payer money to determine if the cows farted at the time they were struck by lighting so as to levy the appropriate tax. The fact that the incident occurred in Scotland, and not the US, does not seem to matter to the agency.

In related news, PETA has declared lightning to be a form of animal cruelty and is calling on legislators to make such acts of nature illegal.

I guess now when Queso orders a steak he wont have to say "just walk it by the fire on its way to the table so I can eat what I want and ride the rest home"

Now he will just say "Just strike it with lightning"

The beef farmer said: "It is a shocking thing to see.