Dumbasses.. I don't know the exact federal laws on this, but if anyone on this page did it we would be looking at significant jail time.
I'll bet they only fire the marshalls someone has a vendetta against. A few may get to retire. A few will get to fly a desk for a while, and the rest will just get yelled at.
I like my coffee how I like my women: Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.